NSA chief announced that his agency averted 50 terrorism conspiracies due to its spy-on-my-citizens program. 
Why stop at 50? Why not 100? Why not 1,000?
Why not 1,000,000?
ONE MILLION CONSPIRACIES AVERTED DUE TO SURVEILLANCE PROGRAM!
Ouaou! I am so glad I am watched over!
PS. According to trusted Harmonia Philosophica sources the number of plots averted could reach up to 1 BILLION give or take. It is only a matter of time.